My name is Pete Gibson. I used to live in Charlotte, N.C., but now I live back in my hometown of Fairfax, Va., with Nacho and Becca. My family lives upstairs. Enjoy the stupid photos of LOLcats and the dick jokes that I like to post here. I also run a couple sweet companies. Check out SuperSweet Tees (You might have seen the shirts we make for Molls). Also be sure to check out Hipster Supply for some neat (cheap) hipster accessories. Like what you read? Hate it?pete [dot] gibson [at] gmail [dot] com Tumblr (3.0; @tradeandtryon)http://www.petegibson.com/<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzhsv6aHnL1qzevbbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>So, it turns out little Rickie Santorum is a fellow Fairfaxer, residing up in the northern part of this great county.</p> <p>But get this: Rick Santorum lives on <em>Creamcup Lane</em>, and he bought his house from a guy named <em>Sack</em>. That’s right,<strong> the Santorum Creamcup mansion came from a Sack</strong>.</p> <p>Obviously.</p> <p><em>(Data is from Fairfax County’s public real estate records database, another terrible socialist program that liberals like myself support.</em>)</p> <p>(It looks like <a href="http://wonkette.com/460572/everything-about-rick-santorum-is-gross" target="_blank">Wonkette</a> covered this like a month ago. Dang.)</p>http://www.petegibson.com/post/17713104993http://www.petegibson.com/post/17713104993Thu, 16 Feb 2012 10:40:00 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzax13JGDG1qzevbbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Interesting.</p>http://www.petegibson.com/post/17514101685http://www.petegibson.com/post/17514101685Sun, 12 Feb 2012 17:27:03 -0500<span id="video_player_17266855016">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_17266855016",'http://www.petegibson.com/video_file/17266855016/tumblr_lz31178Qn81qzevbb',400,706,'orientation=portrait\x26amp;portrait=true\x26amp;w={400}\x26amp;poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz31178Qn81qzevbb_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz31178Qn81qzevbb_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz31178Qn81qzevbb_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz31178Qn81qzevbb_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz31178Qn81qzevbb_r1_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/>http://www.petegibson.com/post/17266855016http://www.petegibson.com/post/17266855016Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:12:43 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lytrgcrs1k1qzevbbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>How about just “Blog Posts”, AOL? “News” seems like a strong word.</p>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16977738876http://www.petegibson.com/post/16977738876Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:07:24 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyrrgjjqyG1qzevbbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Fuck it, why not?</p>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16919575385http://www.petegibson.com/post/16919575385Thu, 02 Feb 2012 09:12:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqe4rsAtZ1qzevbbo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Fuck no! GET BACK IN THE BOX.</p>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16876853385http://www.petegibson.com/post/16876853385Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:26:51 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq9wki0gK1qzevbbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thank @beccaomgz for creating Outback Steakhouse’s new ad campaign.</p>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16872898442http://www.petegibson.com/post/16872898442Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:55:32 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lynao3BjVC1qzszrco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theoneders.tumblr.com/post/16803589813" target="_blank">theoneders</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I arts and crafted tonight</p> </blockquote> <p>My sister is awesome and made this, and I love it. EXCEPT THE YELLOW LINE GOES ALL THE WAY TO FORT TOTTEN, ELENI. IT DOESN’T JUST STOP AT HOWARD.</p> <p>This is racist, Eleni.</p>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16842317513http://www.petegibson.com/post/16842317513Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:35:54 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyos1zTK7i1qzevbbo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>OBVIOUSLY YES</p>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16842103404http://www.petegibson.com/post/16842103404Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:32:23 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyh3tzVvJe1qzevbbo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Is it even legal to do that in a playground?</p>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16591057155http://www.petegibson.com/post/16591057155Fri, 27 Jan 2012 15:05:59 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2fgxUnh21qzevbbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>That math doesn’t work out any way you try to work it.</p> <p>(From a bulletin just sent out by a Va. State Delegate…)</p>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16133151839http://www.petegibson.com/post/16133151839Thu, 19 Jan 2012 16:53:21 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2f55Kvne1qzevbbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Adapted from a button found by <a href="http://www.draplin.com/2012/01/post_945.html" target="_blank">@draplin</a>. Blowing off steam in Illustrator after a particularly bad round of client “interactions”.</p>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16132714960http://www.petegibson.com/post/16132714960Thu, 19 Jan 2012 16:46:17 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly27vr2pd11qzevbbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Sometimes I scream at work.</strong></p> <p>Note that she wants me to attach her new logo AS A WORD FILE.</p> <p>Also, an EPS file cannot be high or low resolution. It is infinitely scalable.</p>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16124939748http://www.petegibson.com/post/16124939748Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:09:00 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IZCnAKuqZtM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Everyone needs to follow this new blog that @jaredwsmith and I have started.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://upafter4.com/post/16093135993/total-gym-jazz" target="_blank">upafterfour</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Please, Total Gym, bring back the Chuck Norris Struggle Jazz in your next iteration. When this infomercial aired last year, I couldn’t help but do a jig every time the jazz part started.</p> <p>The music from this infomercial is far better than what’s running now.  Better Struggle Jazz and even better Triumph Music (which I unfortunately cannot find a sample of anymore).</p> </blockquote>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16117040010http://www.petegibson.com/post/16117040010Thu, 19 Jan 2012 10:30:32 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxqqwsGO3L1qzevbbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This is a real AOL banner ad.</p>http://www.petegibson.com/post/15774843028http://www.petegibson.com/post/15774843028Fri, 13 Jan 2012 09:29:16 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxa50wfppy1qzevbbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://www.petegibson.com/post/15296249797http://www.petegibson.com/post/15296249797Wed, 04 Jan 2012 10:14:56 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvv5xexDje1qzevbbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Got a strange email from @jmuguy today…</p>http://www.petegibson.com/post/13902860756http://www.petegibson.com/post/13902860756Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:36:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvk4v6RhDS1qzevbbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Find the beautiful haiku.</p>http://www.petegibson.com/post/13620384965http://www.petegibson.com/post/13620384965Thu, 01 Dec 2011 22:40:18 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvjhm8S9h71qzevbbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>FINALLY.</p>http://www.petegibson.com/post/13597423530http://www.petegibson.com/post/13597423530Thu, 01 Dec 2011 14:18:08 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvgbgmNR3h1qzevbbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tami Taylor: “Meet My Black Baby!”</p>http://www.petegibson.com/post/13526760512http://www.petegibson.com/post/13526760512Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:12:22 -0500