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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>My name is Pete Gibson. I used to live in Charlotte, N.C., but now I live back in my hometown of Fairfax, Va., with Nacho and Becca. My family lives upstairs.

Enjoy the stupid photos of LOLcats and the dick jokes that I like to post here.

I also run a couple sweet companies. Check out SuperSweet Tees (You might have seen the shirts we make for Molls). Also be sure to check out Hipster Supply for some neat (cheap) hipster accessories.

Like what you read? Hate it?pete [dot] gibson [at] gmail [dot] com






</description><title>The Erudite Suburbanite</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @tradeandtryon)</generator><link>http://www.petegibson.com/</link><item><title>MSN is known for being super classy.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2s6vpfWhf1qzevbbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;MSN is known for being super classy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/21434886485</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/21434886485</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 09:59:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>And she looks terrible!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m195iibssb1qzevbbo1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;And she looks terrible!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/19692841067</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/19692841067</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 16:42:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Our $85,000 Xerox digital offset press at work is awful at...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0xkjtOCVZ1qzevbbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0xkjtOCVZ1qzevbbo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0xkjtOCVZ1qzevbbo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0xkjtOCVZ1qzevbbo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Our $85,000 Xerox digital offset press at work is awful at everything it tries.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/19344242512</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/19344242512</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 10:35:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Clever, Google. Clever</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0kyyhEZuP1qzevbbo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Clever, Google. Clever&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/18957075062</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/18957075062</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2012 14:18:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>“I’ll have the Caesar salad with chicken”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0irni2FUg1qzevbbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“I’ll have the Caesar salad with chicken”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/18901511760</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/18901511760</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 09:45:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Bitch.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m04bsgIVUv1qzevbbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bitch.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/18447429861</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/18447429861</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 14:36:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>What the fuck, AOL?!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02hvmv1Fs1qzevbbo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;What the fuck, AOL?!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/18390196440</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/18390196440</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 14:52:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I don’t think the flyer that this salesman left with us is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztavjEvwx1qzevbbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I don’t think the flyer that this salesman left with us is accurate.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/18085499282</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/18085499282</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:42:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Molly the cat, drawn from behind as blobs in Illustrator.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzipuwR6m71qzevbbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzipuwR6m71qzevbbo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Molly the cat, drawn from behind as blobs in Illustrator.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/17748590358</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/17748590358</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 22:32:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>So, it turns out little Rickie Santorum is a fellow Fairfaxer,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzhsv6aHnL1qzevbbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So, it turns out little Rickie Santorum is a fellow Fairfaxer, residing up in the northern part of this great county.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But get this: Rick Santorum lives on &lt;em&gt;Creamcup Lane&lt;/em&gt;, and he bought his house from a guy named &lt;em&gt;Sack&lt;/em&gt;. That’s right,&lt;strong&gt; the Santorum Creamcup mansion came from a Sack&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Obviously.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;(Data is from Fairfax County’s public real estate records database, another terrible socialist program that liberals like myself support.&lt;/em&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(It looks like &lt;a href="http://wonkette.com/460572/everything-about-rick-santorum-is-gross" target="_blank"&gt;Wonkette&lt;/a&gt; covered this like a month ago. Dang.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/17713104993</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/17713104993</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 10:40:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Interesting.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzax13JGDG1qzevbbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Interesting.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/17514101685</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/17514101685</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 17:27:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;span id="video_player_17266855016"&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank"&gt;Flash 10&lt;/a&gt; is required to watch video.]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;renderVideo("video_player_17266855016",'http://www.petegibson.com/video_file/17266855016/tumblr_lz31178Qn81qzevbb',400,706,'orientation=portrait\x26amp;portrait=true\x26amp;w={400}\x26amp;poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz31178Qn81qzevbb_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz31178Qn81qzevbb_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz31178Qn81qzevbb_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz31178Qn81qzevbb_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz31178Qn81qzevbb_r1_frame5.jpg')&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/17266855016</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/17266855016</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:12:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>How about just “Blog Posts”, AOL? “News”...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lytrgcrs1k1qzevbbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;How about just “Blog Posts”, AOL? “News” seems like a strong word.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16977738876</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16977738876</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:07:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Fuck it, why not?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyrrgjjqyG1qzevbbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fuck it, why not?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16919575385</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16919575385</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 09:12:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Fuck no! GET BACK IN THE BOX.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqe4rsAtZ1qzevbbo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fuck no! GET BACK IN THE BOX.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16876853385</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16876853385</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:26:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Thank @beccaomgz for creating Outback Steakhouse’s new ad...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq9wki0gK1qzevbbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thank @beccaomgz for creating Outback Steakhouse’s new ad campaign.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16872898442</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16872898442</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:55:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>theoneders:

I arts and crafted tonight

My sister is awesome...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lynao3BjVC1qzszrco1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theoneders.tumblr.com/post/16803589813" target="_blank"&gt;theoneders&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I arts and crafted tonight&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My sister is awesome and made this, and I love it. EXCEPT THE YELLOW LINE GOES ALL THE WAY TO FORT TOTTEN, ELENI. IT DOESN’T JUST STOP AT HOWARD.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is racist, Eleni.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16842317513</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16842317513</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:35:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>OBVIOUSLY YES</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyos1zTK7i1qzevbbo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;OBVIOUSLY YES&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16842103404</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16842103404</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:32:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Is it even legal to do that in a playground?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyh3tzVvJe1qzevbbo1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Is it even legal to do that in a playground?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16591057155</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16591057155</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 15:05:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>That math doesn’t work out any way you try to work...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2fgxUnh21qzevbbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;That math doesn’t work out any way you try to work it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(From a bulletin just sent out by a Va. State Delegate…)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16133151839</link><guid>http://www.petegibson.com/post/16133151839</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 16:53:21 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

