The Erudite Suburbanite
It’s simply fantastic to picture Elin with a golf club and Tiger getting chased around the house like when Tom would chase Jerry with a fireplace shovel. Especially since he was high on Ambien. He probably had no idea WTF was going on. The only way it could be any better is if she was chasing him, just a step behind, smashing mirrors and vases while flailing away with the golf club but wearing a werewolf or devil mask or something like that. That would be freaky under any circumstances, but in an Ambien haze you would think someone was trying to skin and eat you.
WWTDD