The Erudite Suburbanite
Sexist, yes, but funny.
<Odin> Women are fundamentally amplifiers.
<Odin> Anything you give them expect to get back multiplied
<Odin> give them money you don't have in the form of a credit card, expect a huge debt
<Odin> give them a little love, and they'll give you a lot of love back
<Odin> give them a little DNA in the bedroom and they give you a baby
<Odin> So if you give them crap, you'd better be ready to recieve a ton of shit
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