The Erudite Suburbanite

tuxor:

mliaverage:

Today I went to Costco and saw that one of the samples was almost ready to be served. I pretended to shop for cheeses until they were ready. MLIA.

My Mom is the director of floor procedures (a.k.a. C.E.O. of samples and shit) and she would be proud of this :)

Mrs. Tucker’s Mom - Director of Samples and Shit, Costco of Fairfax.