The Erudite Suburbanite

tuxor:

Today, my whole family went to Baskin Robin’s after going to my friends house to get my stuff I left there the other night. And my Mom, right after getting her Cappuccino Blast, complained it was “not blended enough”. The guy tried his best and she still complained about how unblended it was. I was so embarrassed that when the man asked me what I wanted, I politely said “I don’t want anything, thank you.” I really wanted a milkshake. FML.

I feel for you, it sucks to be with the person who is being loud and rude, but there’s two things here I need to point out: 

  1. Cappucino Blasts taste like shit if they’re not blended through. They’re just sharp ice particles and strong-ass coffee powder.
  2. The guy that runs that Baskin Robbins is a total jagweed. He takes the childlike wonder out of ice cream by being a total asshole to everyone. Anything to inconvenience him or his employees is awesome in my book.

Otherwise, yeah dude, FYL.