The Erudite Suburbanite
Attention!

tuxor:

tradeandtryon:

Eleni dropped her phone in the pool. This is both stupid and brilliant. Because now she gets a 3G.

Dammit.

She’s a school-skipping whore, if that makes you feel any better.

I LOL’d. That was my idea. I didn’t want to drive to school; I just wanted to get McD’s breakfast.