The Erudite Suburbanite

Kim Kardashian’s husband told her the TRUTH?!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

It would be better if these butthole-shaped cookies didn’t have a name that contains the word “kaka”.

It would be better if these butthole-shaped cookies didn’t have a name that contains the word “kaka”.

The real reason Fairfax attracts the best teachers in the country.

The real reason Fairfax attracts the best teachers in the country.

I think @beccaomgz will be happy that I, too, now like Michael Buble.

I think @beccaomgz will be happy that I, too, now like Michael Buble.

Having AOL as your homepage is so positive.

Having AOL as your homepage is so positive.

Something is wrong here…

Something is wrong here…

I like to be shitty on Facebook.

These guys clearly don’t fuck around.

These guys clearly don’t fuck around.

Our memorial for Steve, left at the Apple Store.

Our memorial for Steve, left at the Apple Store.