Heh. Heh.
ugh YEAH MAN FUCK HIM FOR PERSONALLY FLYING TO THE GULF OF FUCKING MEXICO, AND HAND-DRILLING A WELL 25,000 FEET INTO THE EARTH WITH HIS DICK.
what is wrong with people?
This is how my phone greets me.
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thank you eleni for finding this for me
Oh man, I'm reblogging things from John Mayer. -
When I was a kid, probably around the days of middle school, I used to stay up late to watch stand up comedy shows on cable. I remember walking into class the next day and reciting the jokes I heard as if they were my own. I was betting on the odds that no other kid within earshot could have been…
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