The Erudite Suburbanite

Feb 16

So, it turns out little Rickie Santorum is a fellow Fairfaxer, residing up in the northern part of this great county.
But get this: Rick Santorum lives on Creamcup Lane, and he bought his house from a guy named Sack. That’s right, the Santorum Creamcup mansion came from a Sack.
Obviously.
(Data is from Fairfax County’s public real estate records database, another terrible socialist program that liberals like myself support.)
(It looks like Wonkette covered this like a month ago. Dang.)

So, it turns out little Rickie Santorum is a fellow Fairfaxer, residing up in the northern part of this great county.

But get this: Rick Santorum lives on Creamcup Lane, and he bought his house from a guy named Sack. That’s right, the Santorum Creamcup mansion came from a Sack.

Obviously.

(Data is from Fairfax County’s public real estate records database, another terrible socialist program that liberals like myself support.)

(It looks like Wonkette covered this like a month ago. Dang.)

Feb 12

Interesting.

Interesting.

Feb 08

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Feb 03

How about just “Blog Posts”, AOL? “News” seems like a strong word.

How about just “Blog Posts”, AOL? “News” seems like a strong word.

Feb 02

Fuck it, why not?

Fuck it, why not?

Feb 01

Fuck no! GET BACK IN THE BOX.

Fuck no! GET BACK IN THE BOX.

Thank @beccaomgz for creating Outback Steakhouse’s new ad campaign.

Thank @beccaomgz for creating Outback Steakhouse’s new ad campaign.

Jan 31

theoneders:

I arts and crafted tonight

My sister is awesome and made this, and I love it. EXCEPT THE YELLOW LINE GOES ALL THE WAY TO FORT TOTTEN, ELENI. IT DOESN’T JUST STOP AT HOWARD.
This is racist, Eleni.

theoneders:

I arts and crafted tonight

My sister is awesome and made this, and I love it. EXCEPT THE YELLOW LINE GOES ALL THE WAY TO FORT TOTTEN, ELENI. IT DOESN’T JUST STOP AT HOWARD.

This is racist, Eleni.

OBVIOUSLY YES

OBVIOUSLY YES

Jan 27

Is it even legal to do that in a playground?

Is it even legal to do that in a playground?