January 2010
99 posts
Most Ridiculous Names In College Basketball
(via my dad)
Majestic Mapp
Taymon Domzalski
Scientific Mapp
Chief Kickingstallions
Reuben Boumje-Boumje
Pops Mensah-Bonsu
God Shamgod
Xree Hipp
Farnold Degand
Tiny Gallon
Baskerville Holmes
Leemire Goldwire
Ya-Ya Dia
Boucacar Aw
Duany Duany
Longar Longar
This year, I will work with Congress and our military to finally repeal the law...
– President Barack Obama, SOTU address.
Yes, yes, yes.
(via thedailywhat) (via tiptoebitchrobot)
More of this, please.
It’s simply fantastic to picture Elin with a golf club and Tiger getting chased...
– WWTDD
i have the most intense vintage tee-shirt...
peepeemargaret:
i think im gonna just post pictures later. i fucking love old shirts.
I challenge you to a vintage-tee-photo-post contest, bro.
Some say golf on TV is boring, but you should see the rest of my life.
– Joel Achenbach, courtesy Achenblog.
I was lucky enough to be raised by a father who believed and lived exactly as...
– My mom, TinaBGibby. Sometimes we spend hours talking about how awesome life is. That’s a product of this life philosophy.
Thank you, Tumblr.
Without you, my 8am-10pm class schedule on Mondays would be pretty unbearable.
I wish this were an Onion article. This is fucking... →
Isn’t it great to live in a country where a cigar-smoking dog puppet and a...
– Coco
I love tracking how people get to this blog. A lot of people click through looking for the Random Dirty Sex Act Generator, a project of mine from a few years back which sadly no longer works (I’m trying, though!) since I made the switch-over to Tumblr. On the whole, I’m always amazed how high up my posts rank on Google. I’m even the first result for “Pete Gibson!”
...
On the other end of the spectrum, Washington D.C. proved to have the slowest...
– Engadget
The saddest IMDb profiles ever. →
Tina Fey fucked it up for all of us; now every girl thinks she can be funny.
– Anonymous (not me!)
A fun new game:
Open the iTunes Store.
Pick a song on the Top Ten.
Scroll down to read reviews of said song.
Select “Most Critical” reviews.
Discover a world of hatred and cynicism that makes YouTube comments look civil and intelligent.
cough syrup
tiptoebitchrobot:
cough syrup
cough syrup
cough syrup
I think Eleni’s been hitting the dextromethorphan.
grooviness is essential.
– Rhett Miller (via tiptoebitchrobot)
adamisacson:
Something happened a long time ago in the Republican Party, and people might not want to talk about it. They got together and swore a pact with Pat Robertson. True story. And so, Pat Robertson said, “Okay, it’s a deal.”
Did you know?
Mountain Dew, Mello Yello and SunDrop all contain concentrated orange juice?
marriedtothesea.com
Since the Eiffel Tower was built, about 400 people...
fujiidom:
(eemmaa/poeticheartache/tiresome/whenskiesaregrey/suzywire/likeneelyohara)
“What The Fuck Is That Show About” Of The Day:
“Inside Cocaine Submarines”, on NatGeo.
I was going to crash with friends on campus tonight but I bolted up right before falling asleep, thinking I had left my apartment unlocked (when the door is unlocked it has a nasty habit of slowly falling open, too).
I flew home at 4:45am to make sure. It was totally locked. FML.