August 2009
47 posts
Poor People Recipes: Cheese Dip
My buddy Josh makes this all the time. I thought he was a genius until I made it myself. The recipe is right there on the can.
Ingredients Needed:
One 16oz package of Velveeta cheese food. $1.79
One can of Ro-Tel original tomatoes and chiles. $1
Cut Velveeta loaf into chunks, melt in a saucepan over medium-low heat. Add entire undrained can of Ro-Tel. Serve hot with tortilla chips (79¢ at...
Poor People Recipes: Budget Salad
Yesterday I found about $2 in change in my couch cushions and decided to treat myself to a small feast.
Ingredients Needed:
One head of Iceberg lettuce. On sale at Food Lion. 79¢
Food Lion brand Bleu Cheese dressing. On sale at Food Lion. $1.02*
Slice lettuce head into wedges. Chop up one wedge into roughly 1”x1” squares. Liberally apply dressing. Consume.
Total cost: $1.81...
JOTW #1: Inaugural Edition
1: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
2: Christopher Walken.
Sexist, yes, but funny.
Women are fundamentally amplifiers.
Anything you give them expect to get back multiplied
give them money you don't have in the form of a credit card, expect a huge debt
give them a little love, and they'll give you a lot of love back
give them a little DNA in the bedroom and they give you a baby
So if you give them crap, you'd better be ready to recieve a ton of shit
(via bash.org)
Last night I stayed up until 4:30am with my boys at Queens and woke up on 3rd floor Wireman. It was a great night. I forgot how at Queens parties you can be loud and boorish and a total asshole and everyone loves you for it.
I’m glad I can come back to my old college whenever I want to.
I am happy.
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“Quark dongled their way out of business”
– Gareth, my Graphic Arts I professor.
tinabgibby:
RT @ironicsans Rename the health bill the Amer. Legislative Insurance For Everyone act. Because what Repub could vote against American LIFE?
THIS IS TRUE.
I am a shark.
5 Myths About Health Care Around the World →
monkeygal:
“Which, in turn, punctures the most persistent myth of all: that America has “the finest health care” in the world. We don’t. In terms of results, almost all advanced countries have better national health statistics than the United States does. In terms of finance, we force 700,000 Americans into bankruptcy each year because of medical bills. In France, the number of medical...
“MySpace has become a neglected strip mall, which is slowly going out of business...”
– Patton Oswalt
Last night I drank a PBR for the first time in what seems like forever. In a can it tastes mediocre but in a bottle it tastes like magic ambrosia. No wonder it won all those blue ribbons.
“At a Barney Frank town hall meeting in Dartmouth, MA, a constituent asks,...”
– HuffPo
“Dress every day like you’re going to get murdered in those clothes.”
– Tracy Jordan (via 30rockquotes)
I AM THINKING OF DOING THIS
Liz: Okay, very funny. You bought a pager from Dennis. Will you take it off now, please?
Jack: Oh, I can’t. I’m expecting a call from 1983.
Jack: So what are you gonna do with your money? Put it into a 401(k)?
Liz: Yeah, I gotta get one of those.
Jack: What?! Where do you invest your money, Lemon?
Liz: I've got like twelve grand in checking.
Jack: Are you an immigrant?
Come on, IKEA.
OK, I’m looking through IKEA’s new items for 2010, and there’s seriously a lack of creativity in product names. I’ll throw out a few examples:
SKRAPA - Silicone spatulas. Yes, IKEA, very good. Spatulas *are* scrapers. C-
GRAPEFRUKT - Plant pot. IKEA! That’s just the word “grapefruit” with a K in it to make it sound Swedish! D-
YNGSJÖ - Tealight...
tiptoebitchrobot:
(via galebeggy)
Sunderday...
delbertshoopman:
Refreshments: Girly
I’m going...
Last night at bowling:
Laura: Shut up Pete, go drink some Ouzo.
Uncle Brian: What is Ouzo?
Pete: It's an Anise liquor.
Uncle Brian: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
“Sometimes, sitting in a hot tub, I pretend that I’m in the kitchen of some...”
– Rhett Miller, via Twitter (@rhettmiller)
WatchAww.
Birthers Gullible? O RLY? →
summer lists & countdowns
tiptoebitchrobot:
camp: over. :(
pay check: soon?
camera fund: I have all the money :) just need to go to the bank.
four-leaf clovers so far: 32 jesuschristwhatiswrongwithmeiamafreak
percentage of happiness: 92%
Eleni, you look down at the ground too much. Stop looking at clovers omfg.
Today, I shook the President's hand.
monkeygal:
That’s all. Pictures to come later.
OMFG
Back to MTV
streeter:
While we still do not know the fate of our beloved CollegeHumor Show, Amir and I are going to be hosting a new show on MTV. Here’s the press release.
PRANKED - 10:30PM ET/PT
The new show for the Thursday night block is Pranked, a 30-minute program that showcases the best pranks ever caught on camera and posted online. Known for their seven part Prank War, which has received over 5...
