December 2009
83 posts
“If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issuance of their...”
– Thomas Jefferson
“In an e-mail message, Comedy Central said, “We currently have no plans to...”
– NYT
THANK GOD. FUCK!
Happy Holidays!
jakeandamir:
Tumblr users: Reblog this post by Dec. 26th and we will follow your blog by Jan. 1st!
J&A, i see no harm in this. Let’s be internet friends.
“Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did.”
– Barenaked Ladies/your AIM away message from 2000. (via molls)
How does she know?!
I JUST SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER MY FAVORITE SHIRT...
(via tuxor)
I just noticed what this kid does. He gets bored with typing things and just decides to abbreviate the last few words of his posts. Pretty genius.
“Are you a tragic heroine? Are you secretly decent and smart? How the fuck should...”
– Gawker on Laura Bush.
hey pete
tiptoebitchrobot:
tradeandtryon:
tiptoebitchrobot:
let’s go to burger king
no. im sleepy.
over it. making brownies and listening to panic at the disco now.
save me some please. i’ll bring you chicken fries when you least expect it.
hey pete
tiptoebitchrobot:
let’s go to burger king
no. im sleepy.
I just remembered that when I was first in high school, we used to buy CDs! Even back then it was kind of ridiculous. Ha!
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streeter:
rickyv:
It’s unfortunate that if Barack Obama ever actually tried to send me an email I’d probably delete it before reading like all the others.
Same goes for you, Mitch Stewart.
And that fuck, David Plouffe!
Common Subjects In Old 97's Songs
Burning down a nightclub: Niteclub, St. Ignatius, Just Like California.
Killing your wife: The Other Shoe, Por Favor (and I feel like there’s more I’m missing).
What does this tell us about Rhett? If I were a club owner (or Rhett’s wife) I would be very cautious.
EDIT: Add one more weird one to the list that I had totally forgotten:
Keeping eyes in a jar: Curtain Calls, Eyes...
“…the way she could throw down the fastest, meanest joke referencing...”
– Vanity Fair on Tina Fey. This is what I aim for every day.
“I am organizing a competition for drummers. I call it a Beat Off!”
– Eric Honour
Things Obama has done since being in the white...
tuxor:
cloudsaredreams:
doyouwishwewouldfallinlove:
justalittlelessobvious:
gandalfthewhite:
khalilwho:
illain:
Buy hypoallergenic dog for Sasha and Malia.
-Crickets-
-Tumbleweed-
Froze the salaries for top White House staff members. This is a largely symbolic act, but might be an important one.
Set a deadline for the closing of Guantanamo Bay. Some of his supporters...
“In the end, a man is remembered for the sum of his actions, the quality of his...”
– William Howard Taft, world’s fattest President (via danharmon)
“The “Honest” label was not created as a campaign slogan. In college, when I...”
– Abraham Lincoln (via danharmon)
“Don’t listen to people that tell you what they think audiences like. There’s a...”
– Stephen Hawking (via danharmon)
Alright, chill your tits, we're working on the...
ohyeahfacts:
It was not changed to be more kid friendly. Personally, I hate kids. One of my favorite pastimes is corrupting them.
It was changed so if you happen to be at your local library, school, or workplace and wanted to by any chance check the site, it wouldn’t be block. Because sites with the word ‘fuck’ in it are usually blocked. And I said usually, so you don’t have to reblog this...
This might just be my favorite new site FOREVER.
Watch“Sometimes, I just go down to Big Lots, and pick up the biggest girl I can find.”
The quality of the internet (content, not speed) today is very low. I would say a 4 out of 10.