October 2009
18 posts
Jack: Now let me hear you say the seven most important words in the American judicial system.
Frank: My client has no memory of that.
Jack: I also would have accepted "You can't prove that's the governor's semen."
“…Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won’t screw...”
– @shitmydad via twitter
“The Coke is a lie”
– Me, in reference to matching the official Coca-Cola logo red to a PANTONE spot color, which is impossible, on purpose, for copyright reasons.
“I have no idea what’s going to come out but it smells delicious and...”
– Mom, referring to cooking on her day off.
tinabgibby:
#oneletterofftvshows How I Pet Your Mother
That’s gross, Mom.
tinabgibby:
Happy Birthday, Mom.
Yia-Yia.
Yep, that's my principal. Way to go, Robinson. →
In case there was any doubt, I give you more proof they are guilty:
http://www.vpap.org/donors/profile/index/146341
monkeygal:
“Two Fairfax County public school principals and dozens of teachers they recruited into a North Carolina land deal have been caught up in what could be the largest mortgage fraud case in state history, according to court documents. A federal grand jury in North...
Yep, that's my principal. Way to go, Robinson. →
monkeygal:
“Two Fairfax County public school principals and dozens of teachers they recruited into a North Carolina land deal have been caught up in what could be the largest mortgage fraud case in state history, according to court documents. A federal grand jury in North Carolina has been probing the massive fraud case. Teachers were left with worthless land and gaping holes in their bank...
“They should let Bill Clinton guest-host the Late Show for a week and crack...”
– John Gruber (daringfireball.net)
