The Erudite Charlottean

nickholmes: These things happen.

Mar 9th

So, really, just dial 911.

Mar 8th

Why is this bottle of water so concerned I’m going to...

Mar 8th

“What are Q-tips good for? Cleaning unreasonably small...

Mar 8th

Mike is now 21.

Mar 6th

Mike and I are members of a billiards club now.

Mar 5th

“…when you step back, open your eyes and look at the...”
— Republicans to America: Drop...

Mar 5th

Just Don't Watch The Tonight Show.

Mar 5th

The internet hates Jay Leno. (via videogum)

Mar 4th

This makes me laugh still. Flexowand!

Mar 4th

Tell me about it, Flexo Laser.

Mar 4th

via kevinnuut.

Mar 2nd

Slow news day, HuffPo?

Mar 2nd

Watch

A bunch of my friends worked on/wrote/are in this. It turned out pretty funny.

Mar 1st

Printing these shirts later this month, because I am a...

Mar 1st

“The first thing you’ll notice when you open the jar is the overwhelming smell. Imagine...

Mar 1st

Drawin’ these bottles like it’s my job. (It is...

Mar 1st

Wanna see a shitty website? Check out Joel McHale’s official site.

Mar 1st