The Erudite Charlottean
Heh. Heh.

Heh. Heh.

ugh YEAH MAN FUCK HIM FOR PERSONALLY FLYING TO THE GULF OF FUCKING MEXICO, AND HAND-DRILLING A WELL 25,000 FEET INTO THE EARTH WITH HIS DICK.
what is wrong with people?

ugh YEAH MAN FUCK HIM FOR PERSONALLY FLYING TO THE GULF OF FUCKING MEXICO, AND HAND-DRILLING A WELL 25,000 FEET INTO THE EARTH WITH HIS DICK.

what is wrong with people?

This is how my phone greets me.

This is how my phone greets me.

chrisbrownlovesrihanna:

# 71

thank you eleni for finding this for me

chrisbrownlovesrihanna:

# 71

thank you eleni for finding this for me

When I was a kid, probably around the days of middle school, I used to stay up late to watch stand up comedy shows on cable. I remember walking into class the next day and reciting the jokes I heard as if they were my own. I was betting on the odds that no other kid within earshot could have been…

Thank you, Don. They do need to wash they ass.

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta’.

If you’re a fan of The Internet, you’ve probably seen this clip before, but peep this version. The music makes it 100x better.

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