So, it turns out little Rickie Santorum is a fellow Fairfaxer, residing up in the northern part of this great county.

But get this: Rick Santorum lives on Creamcup Lane, and he bought his house from a guy named Sack. That’s right, the Santorum Creamcup mansion came from a Sack.

Obviously.

(Data is from Fairfax County’s public real estate records database, another terrible socialist program that liberals like myself support.)

(It looks like Wonkette covered this like a month ago. Dang.)

Interesting.

How about just “Blog Posts”, AOL? “News” seems like a strong word.

Fuck it, why not?

Fuck no! GET BACK IN THE BOX.

Thank @beccaomgz for creating Outback Steakhouse’s new ad campaign.

theoneders:

I arts and crafted tonight

My sister is awesome and made this, and I love it. EXCEPT THE YELLOW LINE GOES ALL THE WAY TO FORT TOTTEN, ELENI. IT DOESN’T JUST STOP AT HOWARD.

This is racist, Eleni.

OBVIOUSLY YES

Is it even legal to do that in a playground?